Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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