so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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