is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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