Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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