you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
it's great music for shaving your balls
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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