What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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