Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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