My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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