gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I fill condoms, not promises.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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