is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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