3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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