The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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