what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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