I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
