Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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