I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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