areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You made out with two different species that night
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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