So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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