There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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