You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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