Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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