How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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