so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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