Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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