help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There's always time for handjobs
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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