they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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