if i died would you start the facebook group?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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