I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So much rum. So many feels.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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