ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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