Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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