I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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