Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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