how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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