did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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