I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize