Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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