a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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