I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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