I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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