I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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