Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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