her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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