I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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