Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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