"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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