she sounds like chewbacca in bed
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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