I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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