Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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