is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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