I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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